The Lean, Mean Jesus Machine
A lot of novelists I know obsess about their sales numbers. When a book doesn’t sell well, the author wants to know why. Was it the title? The cover? The marketing campaign? The writing? (No, surely not!)
I decided to ask Sam the plumber. Sam is a deep thinker who knows everything there is to know about just about everything.
Sam was under the kitchen sink installing a new faucet when I consulted him. Sam pretty much fills up all the space under the sink, although it wasn’t clear whether his pants had traveled quite as far...